The Collection - The Disease

Dear Marjorie - My husband is 46 years old and spends most of his time playing with toy trains. He doesn't pay any attention to me these days.

Dear M - You have my deepest sympathy! Unfortunately, this condition is well known and is usually terminal. Very few people ever fully recover. However, you can turn this situation to your advantage! Trainaholics are so oblivious to their surroundings that you can bring as many men back to the house as you want - your man will never know!

Whatever you do though, don't get rid of your train fanatic - they are notoriously good at paying the bills! Blessings

When I first read this letter in a women's magazine I was shocked, devastated, mortified........

It took me a while to comprehend the truth in these words, but I am determined to 'clean up' my act.

No more trains!

The disease started .......... continue reading my incredibly boring history


Thursday, January 15, 2009

Track - Lots of Track

At the zenith of my railway addiction, my bed had to be mounted on wheels so that it could be rolled out from under the layout board when required. The layout board occupied a space of 13 feet by 3 feet and didn't permit much else to take place in the room. Why should it? I didn't care about much else!....we;;, that's not strictly true, but......

Now if school had taught mathematics as it applied to designing track layouts, then I would have received top grades. I was hopelessly lost in sketchbooks and graph paper trying to squeeze the most dynamic design from the one hundred and fifteen feet of track I possessed.

The track is all listed on an MS Excel spread sheet as everything else will be, once it has been unwrapped, scrutinised, documented and photographed.

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